Catch My Vibe If Your Ears & Eyes Are Found Useful. Also "A)dmire M)y F)resh"

 

clubyana:

sl0b:

karnythia:

false-catalyst:

eclecticpurple:

extrasugarsugar:

istolefrommarcjacobs:

THE GUN I’M SCREAMING LITERALLY MY MOM

oh my gosh yes.

I remember when my white friend told her mom “Shut up [insert her mother’s first name]!” and my jaw probably fell down 3 stories 

My friend called her mom a dumbass today. Maaaan, I wish I would try that shit. I’d get popped in the mouth so damn fast.

I thought the word bitch & got knocked the fuck out by my grandmother. My kids already know they don’t want to test it after hearing my stories about her.

tell a Jamaican mother to shut up is asking for a funeral 

Any Caribbean mother: “GUH GET DI SWITCH!” As soon as you cry she’ll say “MI AH GUH GIVE YOU SUM’ FI CRY FAH! BUMBO… (insert teeth sucking here) WAIT TILL YEH FADDA REACH HOME!”

(Source: youtube-personalities)